What is it you do?
Me: I’m a playwright.
Oh. It’s a good living?
Me: Nobody makes a living writing plays. Maybe five people.
Like, can you name five living playwrights?
Me: Right again.
What’s his name. The funny guy.
Me: Adam Rapp?
Yeah. The Odd Couple, right?
By the way, this photo of Ugo Tognazzi, taken during his he-man heyday long before his desexed role in La Cage aux Folles, has nothing to do with Wayne or with the content of this post. I just can’t get over Ugo.