Tuesday, August 11, 2009

And now for something you'll really dislike!

Why do I feel compelled to share this with you? I don’t know. Unless it’s because Splatterson keeps challenging me to find new depths of perversity. So here it is, for your horror: my most hated song of all time. Not only is it maudlin and derivatively lachrymose, it’s also needlessly lengthy.

Close second: “Love Hurts,” by Nazareth. I first heard this during a radio broadcast on April 1, and for years I was convinced it was an elaborate prank.

Proceed at your own risk.


MightyToyCannon said...

Thanks for sharing Mead. Those are truly awful. Excuse me while I scour my ear canals out. To those choices I would add "You're Beautiful," the improbable hit by James Blunt.

col ceathair said...

You know you're inviting other loathesome entries, right? OK. Right.


Mead said...

CC, I never thought I'd say this in a public forum, but.....nice fingering!

Steve Patterson said...

Well, now. That wasn't very good, was it? But weirdly fascinating. Like Bosch's "Garden of Heavenly Delights" peopled by Keane children.

Stephen said...

Here is mine... be prepared it is truly horrifying. Same era, same kind of dreck:

Mead said...

Exceptionally pukey, Stephen, thank you for this execrable contribution! Just for additional laffs, you might enjoy gawking at this singer's 80s makeover: